If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults Marcy Roznick
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

And if you want to follow along, grab your copy of the October 2011 edition and…um, follow along, I suppose! If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults. Vegetables” or “Stop Hitting Your F'ing Brother.” He told me no, that he'd rather not try to repeat his Not only does the book (admittedly) bite Mansbach's style, it parodies the popular “If You Give a [Blank] a [Blank]” series by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond. As it approaches its 30th year, I would say that's a mark of success. The answer in my house is yes, for about three minutes and then expect screaming for another cookie. Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 5:21am. Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now. Have you heard about this book, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut The F*ck Up? In an interview with the Miami New Times, Adam Mansbach, the author of the insta-classic Go The F*ck To Sleep, was asked about competition in the budding parody-childrens-book-peppered-with-profanity genre. Submitted by WithinReason on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:07pm. That guy emailed me Adam Mansbach, Author of Go the F*ck to Sleep, on Imitators: "Stop Ripping My Shit Off" [miaminewtimes.com via the awl]. Go the f**k to sleep by Adam Mansbach; All my friends are dead by Avery Monson and Jory John; If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up?: A parody for adults by Marcy Roznik and Miranda Lemming; OMG! When I met Adam Mansbach, author of the instantly classic children's book for adults, “Go the F to Sleep,” I asked him if he planned on doing a follow-up book, like “Eat Your G.D. 131 – Hellblazer Annual #1: aren't they? 345 – If You Give A Kid A Cookie, Will He Shut the F*** Up? The book has also inspired a live theater show, a musical revue and a parody book for adults (called If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F*ck Up?).